Self Busting...

Self Ballbusting list for the nut sluts!

You boys who like to have their balls abused are my favorite! I know it can be hard to find a girl in your area for the activity so if you need some testicle pain here is a list of do-it-yourself ballbusting! Feel the freedom of ballbusting yourself at any time!

* Music Beat Balls - Pick a few favorite songs and grab hold of your nuts while you press play. Beat your balls to the beat! If you miss a beat you have to start the song over and I know I don’t have to tell you that you are NOT allowed to quit ball beating until the songs are totally over!
* Pendulum Method - Attach something heavy such as a small weight to a piece of string. Hold the string at the top against your body and line up the weight exactly with your balls. With the other hand pull the weight far out and let it swing like a pendulum into your balls!
* Testicle Education - The best use for your heavy resource books! Grab a hardback and put it on the ground. Sit down and place your balls on top of the book. Hold a second book as large and heavy as an encyclopedia and drop it onto the book and balls on the floor. If that doesn’t work try closing your balls inside the book. Now you’re learning!
* Balls in a Vice - If you can’t figure this one out I’ll kick you in the nuts.
* High Heel Crush - Just a high heel or boot is not enough. Fill the woman’s shoe with heavy things like rocks and imagine a sweet beauty is stepping all over your balls!
* Toilet Lid Drop - Place your balls on the edge of the toilet with the lid lifted and then bring it down as hard as you can! It’s best if you have someone who can sit on the toilet and slowly crush the life out of your balls.
* Rubber Band Balls - Put a thick industrial sized rubber band around the base of the balls. This act alone will hurt but it also makes a great enhancment to the other self-bust methods!

There are endless ways of self ballbusting. Just takes a cruel woman’s mind and your willingness to abuse your own balls!

This list will be updated continuously so bookmark this page to see the new self ballbusting methods!